Wednesday, April 4, 2012

An Act Restricting College Tuition Hikes




Whereas turnout rate for SGA elections are 10%, and any addition of choices for the student would increase the tuition rate.

Whereas college tuition was $2,000 7 years ago, and has increased over 400% in less than a decade.

Whereas college tuition in Kentucky is now $9,000 annually, $36,000 every four years, continually rising 6% yearly, with no hope of anybody stopping it.

Whereas $10 million dollars shouldn't be given to the University's Bureaucracy at the blink of an eye, for reasons of whim.

Whereas $10 million dollars makes up a meager 1.25% drop of the $800 million budget for the University's Bureaucracy.

Whereas $10 million dollars would be better spent by the SGA, who has a $600,000 budget, or the Black Student Union, which has a $20,000 budget, or any other Student Union, who would have the student's best interest in mind moreso than the University's Bureacracy, since they literally are students.

Whereas virtually every member of the Student Populace thinks tuition is too expensive, and SGA is supposed to be the main advocate for the Student Populace, since we're automatically conscripted into their program.

Whereas voting in favor a tuition hike is acting against the best interest of the student populace, which flies in direct contradiction of Section 4.11.1 of U of L's 1977 Constitution, which states that the “President, Executive Vice President, Academic Vice President, or Services Vice President, may be removed from office” … “for acting against the best interests of the student populace” (emphasis added).

Whereas any member of the Student Populace at U of L is allowed to petition the Development Board for the initiation of impeachment proceedings.

Whereas U of L's annual “The Rally for Higher Education” isn't just empty posturing.

Whereas, in realpolitik terms, there is never any reason for a student representative to ever vote for unnecessary tuition hikes since the 19 votes of the Trustees are going to vote for it, as the last 2 decades has shown. So your one vote doesn't matter anyways, and the Board of Trustees would completely understand. The SGA President has everything to lose by voting for a Tuition Hike, and nothing to gain, and inversely, an SGA President has everything to gain by standing up to the University's Bureaucracy, and nothing to lose. It logically makes zero sense an SGA President to ever vote for a tuition hike. Ever.

Whereas the Administration sets the example of behavior, and genuine student representatives should respond to a hike in tuition the same way the Administration responded emotionally to our rejection of their secret deal to auction off the Student Activities Center for pennies on the dollar for what it's worth.

Whereas President Ramsey is getting a pay raise and a bonus, along with selected staff, during the time of massive Frankfort budget cuts, that Governor Steve Beshear warned “is going to hurt”.

Whereas CPE, Frankfort, and the Board of Trustees all blame each other, which spreads the blame around, and nobody is held accountable for the annual tuition robbery.

Whereas U of L's Board of Trustee's Tuition Hikes are strategically chosen in June, during the Summer, after the Seniors' graduate, and a new President has been elected, in order to slip the Tuition Hike in as an annual event.

Therefore, Be It Resolved, that the SGA President, and any additional student representatives added to the Board of Trustees, is hereby restricted from voting in favor of any proposed tuition hikes proposed by the University's Board of Trustees.

A 2011/2012 SGA Resolution to Legalize Gay Marriage



Whereas the Mission Statement of the University of Louisville is committed to diversity, which includes gay men and women in domestic partnerships.

Whereas the Gay Rights Movement is our generation's Civil Rights Movement.

Whereas the world needs more Love.

Whereas gay partnerships represents egalitarian ideals that would benefit heterosexual couples.

Whereas it is nobody's business what two consenting adults are doing in their private quarters.

Whereas passing a Resolution isn't an Act, but instead seeks to express the will of the main advocate of the Student Body, as both SGAs from North Carolina State University and University of Maryland demonstrated this year12, as well as other Student Union representatives have done on many other issues3.

Whereas it's the right thing to do.

THEREFORE, BE IT DECLARED AND RESOLVED, that students at the University of Louisville are henceforth allowed to enter into legal same-sex partnerships.

2 Sarah Meehan, Diamond Online, “SGA Endorses Same Sex Marriage Bill”, [retrived on March 29, 2012] http://www.diamondbackonline.com/news/sga-endorses-same-sex-marriage-bill-1.2001551#.T3Pw42Ege8A
3Travis Crum, The Daily Athenaeum, “SGA passes Support Towards Israel” http://www.thedaonline.com/news/sga-passes-support-toward-israel-1.1124777#.T3P1RWEge8A (just one example)

Friday, February 24, 2012

Yevgeny Zamyatin's WE, The 1st 1984

There is a cosmic battle going on in the head of D-503, the fictional author of the diary “We”, between Freedom and Happiness, throughout the novel. For D-503, (D-503 since nobody who lived in this futuristic Soviet Union dystopic had names, only a combination of a letter, and a number), the choice between freedom and happiness had to be exclusive. D-503 writes about “non-freedom”, an Orwellian doublethink concept, when he talks about the Bible's Adam and Eve:

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The Dark and Bloody Origins of the Whites in Kentucky

February 21, 2012
“History is about the sequence of events that led to the lives we lead today. It is the story of how we came to be ourselves.” (Harman, ii).
“The Indian population of 10 million that lived north of Mexico when Columbus came would ultimately be reduced to less than a million.” (Zinn 16).
“[Hugh] McGary, insane with rage, hacked the body [of a Shawnee warrior] into bits and fed the pieces to his dogs.” (Harrison 35).
Kentucky was once “filled with Native American homes”, but as the white settlers came in Kentucky, with Harrodsburg in 1774 and Boonesborough and Stanford in 1775, “bloodshed resulted and filled the first decade of settlement with death and sorrow. Native-Americans and European settlers and their African-American slaves, all mourned their losses.” (Klotter 33).
In the standard Kentucky History book, “A New History of Kentucky” by James Klotter and Lowell Harrison, the authors maintain that the Indians didn't...

Saturday, February 18, 2012

UofHell's February 16, 2012 Board of Trustees Meeting


Future Board Meetings: 

Right after this play, the Board of Trustees fired some poor soul. 

UofHell's SGA's President for 2012/13 Should Be...


So there's this fat greasy pig fuck douche bag that I can't stand, that I see everywhere on campus. Recently, it was asked of him if he was going to vote in the SGA elections, and he replied with an unequivocal “absolutely not”, like the dickhead he has consistently been. I remember we got into an argument in study room at Davidson Hall about Leonardo Dicaprio, and he said something about putting Dicaprio in a dress,

The House That Frizzell Built

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

U of L's SGA's Newly Revised, Outdated 1971 Constitution

While the changes made have made the lines between the different branches more clear, it doesn't go far enough., in the Overly Cumbersome and Fascist Constitution. Constitutional Convention needs to be called. 7. Add a Supremacy Clause to U of L's Constitution. Bring The Administration under democratic control. The students at the University shouldn't just vote...

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Clips of UofHell's SGA's Debate, Feb. 8, 2012

The 1st 10 Point Student Power Manifesto for U of L Tomorrow (2012)


“Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of leaders…and millions have been killed because of this obedience…Our problem is that people are obedient allover the world in the face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people are obedient while the jails are full of petty thieves… (and) the grand thieves are running the country. That’s our problem.”
                                                                                                                                                                  ~Howard Zinn
  1. Force the hiring of SGA's Advancement Officer. Do not allow The Administration to stop SGA from expanding their Budgetary Capital Base. The Advancement Officer position...

Max Morley's Debate Moment

SGA Prez Debate, Feb. 8, 2012

Travis Gault vs. Max Morley

EXECUTIVE VP Debate, UofHell, SGA Debate, 2/8/2012

Michael Shoen v. Austin Stinker

ACADEMIC VP, SGA, U of L Debate, Feb. 2012

Carrie Mattingly v. Osiah Graham

SERVICES VP Debate, UofL SGA, Feb. 2012

Sirena Wurth v. Michael Rediker

MSNBC's Eugene Robinson at U of L, Feb. 2012

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Brain Droppings About U of L's SGA Campaigns


What happened to John Weber, Abigail "Abby" Smith, Ben Donlon, and Alexandra "Alex" Millson? They ran for the Top 4 spot last year, at U of L, but have been nowhere near this year's SGA. While they did lose the election, I believe that by not allowing them to contribute into the system, since they have the passion, the will, and the intelligence to make a difference, to make some much needed changes, U of L's SGA was worse off because of it. This doesn't happen in Parliamentary Democracies...